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Episodes

Sn.1,Ep.1 “The A’s to Z’s” The crew assembles to shoot an alphabet skit & pickup shots. We accidentally broadcast the finished segment, with the letters “QRS-VUT-WXYZ” & also learn we’re actually on TV & stuck in Television time “NOW” with no real plan.

Sn.1,Ep.2 “Back in Action” He’s called back to complete a full episode & sign a Deal Memo. Spaghetti goes through an elaborate H3 Hummer chases Bike sequence to an important Lunch meeting. Later he fights with a belligerent Extra who mimes well.

Sn.1,Ep.3 “ First & Final Time Line Equinox” This is the first time Spaghetti sees the Naked Time Line Streakier-‘Equinox’, from the future. He’s our ‘Biggest Fan’ & explains to Spaghetti he’s been jumping back from the Future, to tell him not to join the show or sign any contract’s. He’s tried a bunch of times & ‘Now’ only missing the start by 2 episodes. Spaghetti suggest, if he’s really from the future, ”why not just find your ‘present self’ & play the stock market?” Equinox never thought of that before, & supposes he could, because his ‘past self’ is probably sitting on the couch watching TV up the street & around the corner. (This 'get rich' suggestion is why Equinox never succeeded in saving us all)

Sn.1,Ep.4 “Attack of the Power Rangers”-Rogue Producer ‘Jim’ book’s the Power Rang…-OPPS, ‘Super Color Hero’s’ to attack Spaghetti & crew to boost Ratings. Caught off guard & unaware, Spag. & crew accidentally execute 23 Power Rang- ‘Super Color Hero’s’ in self defense, during a Live National Broadcast. Arrange an impromptu ‘Media Blackout & Cover Up’ switching to cooking & home improvement skits.  Jim is jailed.

Sn.1,Ep.5 “Stoopid Mule Pushes Envelope”  On a desert shoot, Western style Spaghetti meets Salvador Dali. Simultaneously pushing the envelope & beating the dead horse of Comedy.  Rogue Producer Jim calls from prison, noting we’re missing a critical “Razor cuts eyeball” shot. Then things get really out of control. 1000 freelancers show up to ‘get the shot’.

Sn.1Ep.6 “Guy In A Box” one of our crew gets stuck in a split screen box & even worse, when we cut to commercials his air runs short. Although we had a lot of other plans, the entire episode turns into a rescue mission. It goes on & on like ‘baby Jessica’ or a miner thing, with rescue trucks & News crews. We finally get him out & he quits the show.

Sn.1Ep.7 “Betting on the Horses”  The Horse from  ‘Desert Episode 5’ has nowhere to go… He talks, is surprisingly good at Kung-Fu, Dancing & has been narrating the weekly show openings all along. The crew begs & coerces Spaghetti to keep him around, figuring we might be able to book him out for birthdays or bar mitzvahs. Spaghetti hates the whole idea, but the talking horse becomes a regular part of our crew & show.

Sn.1Ep.8 “Cutting the Stunt Budget” Due to a tight budget, we must downsize our stunt sequences, progressively devolving from big car flips & Efx, through lower grades of animation, & finally into fighting with Flip Book sketches & Shadow Boxing.

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Sn.2,Ep.1 “The Love Season” The women demand to do less stunts & action, opting for more sensitive & feminine, family oriented programming. If the guys don’t cooperate the women threaten to splinter off & create their own internet programming or possibly lesbian porn.

Sn.2,Ep.3 “Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow” we keep seeing Pansy Spaghetti doing a faggy looking  but well sung & performed, Annie Song & Dance. He denies any involvement & says its impossible. Dexter explains we're hosting from ‘today’, & we won’t shoot & edit it all until tomorrow. That night Spaghetti wrestles with Angels & Demons about the future of the show. The following day he has to sing & dance like a pansy for “professional courtesy” & “not wanting to let America down”

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Sn.3,Ep.16 “Spaghetti Phone Home” After being stranded on a desert island for season 3, Dexter uses coconuts, silica, plastic ocean debris, palm fronds, wood, twigs  & collected film crew junk to make an entertainment center for the hut, a garage door opener for our storage area, a water purification system, a mechanical foot massager..... & a Satellite Communications Array to try to get us rescued. The network thinks sailing content would be better, so we are forced to make a catamaran & sail back across the Pacific.

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Sn.4,Ep.6 “Call The Feds” First appearance of  Govt. Spooks, Mr. Right & Mr. Left. Agents of the mysterious “Department of Internal Intelligence”. DII books the Spaghetti crew to produce counter intuitive & misleading Media Accounts. (Fake News)

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Sn.5,Ep.7  “Twilight, Time Zone, Trauma” In the most difficult & shocking dilemma of linear cohesiveness yet, Dexter realizes we could do all 9 seasons, Or, we could probably cram it all into 5 to 6 seasons, depending on how cheap the producers & network people want to be.  Spaghetti Vomits at the implications. Thankfully a giant Cat chases them through our Maze/film set, which is apparently inside a glass bowl as a Giant Alien Girl watches & controls from above.  

Sn.5,Ep.16 ‘Spaghetti Wall, Take 39’   Desperate, disenfranchised & forlorn Spaghetti dances through an Epic Rock-Opera, while contemplating all the woes & drama of today’s demanding Global Media Industry Empire & reckoning with his faith & core issues about ‘the meaning of it all’.

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Sn.7,Ep.1 “Sensitive Moon Base Cover Up” Spaghetti is taken by DII to one of the cities on the moon, where he meets ‘dead’ celebrities & learns it is in fact made of cheese, & was actually colonized 500 years ago by pilgrim’s with wooden spaceships & giant glass & metal, Oxygen & Water reserves. He must participate in global media dissemination with DII to hide the truth.

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Sn.8,Ep.16 “Congressional Hearing”  Season 8 finale.  Spaghetti is tried by US Congress for Fraud, Racketeering, Participation in Illegal international Media Sales & Broadcast, Tax Evasion, Insurance Fraud, Illegal Post Production Techniques, Illegal Stunt Techniques. Misleading, misinforming & miseducating the public. False representation & orchestration of an elaborate charade & cover up of colonization on the moon. Congress cancels the 'SPAGHETTI' show. Spaghetti himself is elated!

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Sn.9,Ep.1 “Cup O’ Spaghetti” A small Freelance crew of film professionals assemble to make a Spec Commercial for the popular dinner/snack- “Cup O’ Spaghetti”. They also intend to produce captivating materials for ‘YouTube’ & the Internet.

Sn.9,Ep.16 “Trashcan Equinox Exfiltration Finale” The Final Spaghetti survivors are pinned down in a firefight with Police, CNN, The National Guard & many others. They fight back with Light Sabers, Laser Blasters & a Kung Fu fighting robotic Horse/Mule. Their Biggest Fan-‘Equinox’ see’s it live on TV & runs out to their rescue, deciding to ‘Jump Screen’ back to the Pilot episode, to warn Spaghetti. The crew attempt a ‘Jump Screen Exfiltration’ through a trashcan & into a Feature Film Franchise...

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